I was walking down a shady side road fringed by bushes when my eyes almost popped out of my head. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! There, among the bushes, partly hidden by the foliage but nevertheless in clear view, was a couple — in flagrante delicto! Judging by their discarded cothing, they were rustics, not city folk. I rubbed my eyes in disbelief, and looked again. There was not a shadow of doubt about it. There they were, and that was what they were doing, the shameless pair!
Shaking my head ruefully, I was about to avert my gaze and walk on when they turned their heads and saw me. It was most embarrassing! I was about to take to my heels when they nonchalantly looked away and … I could not believe this, but they resumed their … ahem, activities .. with renewed vigor. You could’ve knocked me down with a feather!
However, I felt slighted. Did I not count as a human being in the estimation of this pair? It was the work of a moment for me to transform the situation to my advantage. I whipped out my camera and got some priceless shots.
I dare not post these pictures here as they are too graphic, but you can get an eyeful here: Mating Rustics.
Don’t click on the link unless you are over 21 and have a strong heart. You have been warned!
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